Because I said so

Ok, my 2.11 year old is laying in bed with me. MY BED!! He wants to eat watermelon. I said no. He wants to watch TV. I said no. I told him, "You need to lay down and go to sleep, its nine o clock!" he says, "You're mean." "I'm mean? Why?" I kid you not he says to me, "Because I said so."

You can't make this stuff up.